Huxley Library Reference Chat Transcripts

Compiled by Seamus Lennon and Miki Lang

Issue 14 * Summer 2004

Chat 8: Eisenhower

-- Nolan is now chatting with operator Scotty --

Scotty> Welcome to Virtual Reference.

Nolan> I need to know where Eisenhower went to college.

Scotty> Okay. Please hold.

Scotty> The torpedo struck the Lusitania on the starboard side. There was only one.

Nolan> I asked about Eisnhower

Scotty> Right, you sure did. Please hold again,

Scotty> Looks like the common earthworm is _Ascaris lumbricoides_.

Nolan> can you help me with Eisnhower?

Scotty> Yeah, but this is interesting. Look, you can get a jar of them already in formalin. and they have live ladybugs and fruit fly eggs.

Nolan> are you going to help me with eisenhower?

Scotty> What do *you* think, you little dork.

-- chat terminated by Nolan --


Introduction
Chat 1: Girls Gone Wild
Chat 2: The break-up
Chat 3: Just the facts, ma'am
Chat 4: Romeo and Juliet
Chat 5: God mode
Chat 6: Car shopping
Chat 7: Big Pimp
Chat 8: Eisenhower
Chat 9: All your questions are belong to us.
Chat 10: Spinach dip