Robes a-swishing, testacles free-swingin',
          they swagger about the columns of the banquet halls
          for a few hours of work then out in the streets
          to sputter through the vinegar of their wine, bust some lines about
          similarly strung out hobos like Icarus--
          how his mama was barking jokes in the hair salon
          while his hoarder of a daddy mashed together wings
                         from 
          burnt perm papers, used hair curlers, canned earwax.
Story of a son so built up in his head
          it was all destroyed, down to last, fried styrofoam core.
          The venerable poets would fill this line with something 'bout hubris.
          The venerable poets will steal the stone lions
                         right 
          off your patio in the dead-hot of night,
          those darling lambs by the brook
                         softly 
          gnawing their clumps of dirt,
          then watch who battles it out on top. Sometimes
          they'll shake ass just to feel the bounding heartpipes babble
          down to the dribbling, do-nothing syllable of crotch.
It sure ain't rocket science. Gods, there must be
          a thousand names for the way the jambox speakers sizzle
                         and 
          shriek in this heat.
          We passed, like, 17 McDonald's on our way
                         to 
          this sweating patch of grass in the park,
          and you still act like I'm talking Chinese.
          Honey, I ain't asking you to fucking finance the next
          brooding boozer of our infernal generation.
We're gonna sit here in the direct sun
          and count every shimmering leaf on the bush
          glistening of its own sweet, girlie sugar. That is some sweetness,
          some song that will sting the most beautiful, the most poor.