Be To Prevent/Strictly Germ-proof
By Arthur Guiterman and the EastWestern University Dada Cluster
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[ Original -> Korean -> Igbo -> English
Be To Prevent
Baby and dog sterilization bar
Bunny playing in the garden when gambling;
Consideration as they love and hate -
It does not sterilize it was sterilized.
They are a breeding ground microorganisms;
They are more than a thousand steam steamed;
They hope deported freezing cold and freezer
Permanganate wash with soap and carbonate.
Life is a pair of scissors, they trimmed beard happy;
They wore rubber suit, hand-
Elect members of his band to be sterilized.
Micro caucus is a game in the garden;
They are the kind of pure iodine bath 12 times a day;
And each of their food and hygiene poured in the cup you
Puppies and baby rabbits and Prevention.
The Antiseptic Baby and the Prophylactic Pup
Were playing in the garden when the Bunny gamboled up;
They looked upon the Creature with a loathing undisguised;—
It wasn't Disinfected and it wasn't Sterilized.
They said it was a Microbe and a Hotbed of Disease;
They steamed it in a vapor of a thousand-odd degrees;
They froze it in a freezer that was cold as Banished Hope
And washed it in permanganate with carbolated soap.
In sulphurated hydrogen they steeped its wiggly ears;
They trimmed its frisky whiskers with a pair of hard-boiled shears;
They donned their rubber mittens and they took it by the hand
And elected it a member of the Fumigated Band.
There's not a Micrococcus in the garden where they play;
They bathe in pure iodoform a dozen times a day;
And each imbibes his rations from a Hygienic Cup—
The Bunny and the Baby and the Prophylactic Pup.
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