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Rejected Christmas Carols
by the Decommissioned Reification Commission

As their part of their quest to find meaning in the midst of confusion, the Decommissioned Reification Commission was recently exposed to a 24/7 Christmas carol radio station.

All I Want for Christmas Are Guns
Shootin' Around the Christmas Tree
Jingle Bell Glock
Last Christmas (We Traded Some Shots)
It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Bloodshed
Do You Fear What I Fear?
Have Yourself a Deadly Little Christmas
Red Christmas
I Want a Kalashnikov for Christmas
Mo' Ammo, Mo' Ammo, Mo' Ammo
I Saw Mommy Killing Santa Claus
Grandma Got Pistol-Whipped By a Reindeer
I'll Be Dead for Christmas
Oh NRA, Oh NRA