The EastWestern University Dada Cluster is a society dedicated to using mechanical learning, AI, autocorrect, grammar, and translation tools to "fix" and create language. In this issue, they provide the wisdom of the ages generated by the codes of today.
Ingratitude is always bringing new spectators. - Yiddish
Hold fast what is uncertain. - Navaho
Butter is gold in the mud. - Netherlands
Muffled cats are bad lenders. - Bulgaria and Thrace
Entire affection hateth nicer hands. - Persia
Do good, and hearken not unto the locust. - Yoruba
Opponents fancy they understand whatever they experience. - China
A clear conscience is a padlock. - Austria
Never be ashamed to eat dirty puddings. - Cornwall
A feast is not healed by a birdcall. - Peru
You cannot hide an eel in a dog's tooth. - Catalonia
Be not afraid of sudden fear. - Japan
Life is a plant. - Finland
God help the rich, the sheep go naked. - Iceland