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There's Something About That Man You Just Wanna Shellac
It all started when Hezekiah was shopping with his girlfriend Belle.
They both spotted a Knight Rider lunchbox at the same time, hidden
amongst other legendary television collectibles. Belle bought the lunch
box for only eight dollars. Since the paint was chipping a bit, she
shellacked the outside of the lunch box, making David Hasselhoff very
shiny. When Hezekiah mentioned Belle's find to Francine, Francine quipped,
"there's something about that man you just wanna shellac." Hezekiah
instantly recognized the potential for a poem and the basis of Take2
was formed. As you can tell, in this early stage of Take2, the title
could be different as long as the sentence formed the first line. This
stipulation was either neglected or forgotten when the second round,
"What Do Communists Eat for Breakfast?", was begun.
Francine's Version -- Hezekiah's Version -- Inspiration
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