The Christian Way of Brushing Your Teeth
When Hezekiah last visited the dentist, pamphlets advertising the
dentist's church of preference were placed around the office. When the
hygienist lectured him angrily for not flossing regularly, Hezekiah
inadvertently whispered "Dear God." The hygienist called Hezekiah
a sinner. Hezekiah wondered if born-again Christians brushed their teeth
differently from the rest of the world.
Francine asserts that her poem is not based on her sister Mittens,
although Mittens still takes offense and claims her sister "going
to be as bad as South Park one day."
Francine's Version -- Hezekiah's Version -- Inspiration
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