The Inspiration Behind
There's Nothing More Painful Than
Watching Your Child Struggle to Read

Francine is hopelessly addicted to Cartoon Network, and Hezekiah is no stranger to such viewing habits either. Francine has always been struck by the irritating melodrama of the opening line of The Phonics Game's commercial: "There's nothing more painful than watching your child struggle to read." The fact that Alex Trebek states such a line does not ease the need to mock it relentlessly.

Francine's Version -- Hezekiah's Version -- Inspiration
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