Lael Ewy, Charles V. Gustavsen, and Mittens DuBois-Dugan (with her Coca Light) brave the beer gardens that dominated the Saarbrucken, Germany conference.
E.W. Wilder reports from the conference that wanted to "make a statement" by convening in the Green Zone, Baghdad, Iraq, but quickly decided to head for better wine and pastry in Paris, France.