Papers on Gender and Sexuality
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 Our femynyst sensibilities are all with empowering the oppressed 
                  sex workers, but Cherry's "early-meat-market" 
                  presentation left us gasping. Can kitsch and schlock save a 
                  movement that Cixous and Kristeva couldn't? Have we traded 
                  Holy-womb theory for the Hollywoo(ed) diva-eyed and conquer? 
                  If this is progress, we'll take shrill. | 
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 Now we know why we always thought those role-playing guys were weird: they are weird. It may have been a good paper, too, if not for the fact that it degenerated into die rolling to determine if various characters could "make it" with the "Sexbot." Oh, no, sorry: that was the paper. | 
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 With the advent of Out and The Advocate and, less interestingly, the blinding success of Will and Grace, Bravo, and Tom Cruise, gay has never been so much a synonym for "happy" - at least if you're in advertising. The homosexual subtext of the Peanut Buster Parfait™ was lost on me, but the Redcrosse Knight as a purveyor of a "rough trade" form of justice makes me wonder if maybe Judas was just another spurned lover. | 
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  Liberation has never felt so wet and love never so lost and 
                  insensate. What's the sign for "you go, girl" 
                  in ASL? | 
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 As the Cult of the Gynuine continues to deteriorate, our idea 
                  of what a "real" womyn may be disintegrates into 
                  a miasma of stitches and silicone. But Roberts doesn't 
                  go far enough: the Beauty Myth is no more a locked box: it's 
                  now po-mo torture chamber bent on fem dis-member-men-t. This 
                  is male fantasy as in-human-ity. The Botox shot demonstration 
                  must have been pricey: next time, she should save her cash for 
                  a new pink Corvette–or better yet, donate it to a battered 
                  womyn's dream shelter.  | 
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 A "hump like a snowhill"? A "peg leg"? Fiction is wish-fulfillment, and for these beggars, that's all they've got to ride. Stamen gives new meaning to "bibliophile" - though we question his units, but then meters are not our métier. | 
 Bitch-So-Soft: 
                  From Inner-City Crack-Whore to Pretty Woman, the Amelioration 
                  of Harlotry in the Golden Age of "Ho"mance
Bitch-So-Soft: 
                  From Inner-City Crack-Whore to Pretty Woman, the Amelioration 
                  of Harlotry in the Golden Age of "Ho"mance TrashBot 
                  Horny: Paranoia as Prophecy
TrashBot 
                  Horny: Paranoia as Prophecy From 
                  The Fairie Queene to Dairy Queen: Spenser and the Retailing 
                  of the Gay Agenda
From 
                  The Fairie Queene to Dairy Queen: Spenser and the Retailing 
                  of the Gay Agenda  Helen 
                  Gurley Keller: Sex and the Single Blind Girl: Lessons I Learned 
                  at the Water Pump
Helen 
                  Gurley Keller: Sex and the Single Blind Girl: Lessons I Learned 
                  at the Water Pump Bunny 
                  had a Bad Day: Playboy, Profits, and the Proliferation 
                  of Plastic Tits, or The Girl Next Door Meets Modern CosMedicine
Bunny 
                  had a Bad Day: Playboy, Profits, and the Proliferation 
                  of Plastic Tits, or The Girl Next Door Meets Modern CosMedicine The 
                  Fellatio Ratio: Male Measurement as Projection in Moby Dick
The 
                  Fellatio Ratio: Male Measurement as Projection in Moby Dick