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New Version: Lines Through a Old Fogy
I am gratefully that the sun and the moon
That so highly hangs,
The not claiming hand can extend
AND throw it from the sky.
If they were not, I am certain however
A burro that reforms would
Recommend to descend it,
AND to ignite the world with gas.
Lines By an Old Fogy [Anonymous]
I'm thankful that the sun and moon
Are both hung up so high,
That no presumptuous hand can stretch
And pull them from the sky.
If they were not, I have no doubt
But some reforming ass
Would recommend to take them down
And light the world with gas.
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