$5 FILL-UPS: FLG SAUCE

Decommissioned Reification Commission

Issue 35 * Spring 2015

As their part of their quest to find meaning in the midst of confusion, the Decommissioned Reification Commission was recently tasked with deciphering a KFC sign.

F.ing Loser Gravy Sauce
Fishsticks Languishing Gaily Sauce
Flaming Lemon-Grape Sauce
Federation of Lusitania Grievers Sauce
Family Lawn and Garden Sauce
Foraged Low-cal Grass Sauce
Flatulent Legume Griping Sauce
Frankenstein's Lingering Grasp Sauce
Fifty Loud Grunts Sauce
Famous Like God Sauce
Fig Newton-Lorna Doon-Granola Sauce
First Nations-Lao-German Sauce
Fidgety Li'l Germs Sauce
Fatty Liver of Guinea Hen Sauce
Feldspar, Listless, in Gatorade Sauce
Fuming Leaking Garnish Sauce
Fur-coated, Lipstick-stained Gravel Sauce
Forever Lost Gullibility Sauce
"Financier's Lament" Glenfiddich Sauce
Fishy Large Grouper Sauce
Frottage a la Lee Greenwood Sauce
Fortunately Lame Goat Sauce
Festooned Lamprey Gills Sauce
Finest Lumps Guava Sauce
Fermented Ligament with Gout Sauce
Fig-Leaf Groin Sauce