The Analogies

EastWesterly Review Editors

Issue 40 * Spring 2018

EastWesterly Review, in association with Postmodern Village and Purewater University, seek always to assist budding graduate students who, when faced with the GMAT or other analogy-based exams, find themselves baffled by their academic elitism and anti-innovative nature.

In order to maintain our status as an innovative center of excellence, we have produced the following worksheet to assist only the most innovative of innovators to disrupt with the most disruptive of synergistic excellence.

Fill out the blank portion

1. Pencil sharpener is to platypus as nuclear physics is to __________.

2. Angkor Wat is to cornflakes as Grumman Aerospace is to __________.

3. Fortitude is to Florida as micrometer is to __________.

4. Donkey doo is to robotics as Graham crackers are to __________.

5. Mustard is to wormholes as granularity is to __________.

6. Foam parties are to chickens as regurgitation is to __________.

7. Wombats are to ringleaders as gumdrops are to __________.

8. Airlifts are to artichokes as bumblebees are to __________.

9. Nanobots are to frost heaves as tingles are to __________.

10. Fashion is to Monument Valley as potatoes are to __________.

11. Potentiometers are to alcoves as metronomes are to __________.

12. Meteorites are to mistletoe as winding roads are to __________.

13. Cockroaches are to shag carpet as fiduciaries are to __________.

14. Kneesocks are to bindles as lamentations are to __________.

15. Porpoises are to wedding rings as camphor is to __________.

16. Press releases are to movie theaters as viscosity is to __________.

17. Bingo parlors are to bitumen as axle tubes are to __________.

18. Eskimos are to gnashing as frequency is to __________.

19. Wagering is to vacuum as Nottingham is to __________.

20. Grass is to plastic wrap as boxing gloves are to __________.

21. Free samples are to stratigraphy as bubbles are to __________.

22. Germany is to epidermis as fro-yo is to __________.

23. Cataclysm is to empiricism as flange nut is to __________.

24. BBC is to MMA as AT&T is to __________.

25. Rouge is to pickling as goose is to __________.

26. Lid is to freshman as asphalt is to __________.

27. Cottonopolis is to avian leukosis to as burdock is to __________.

28. Hagiography is to Diet Coke as modesty is to __________.

29. Tonalism is to Venetian bergamot as goulash is to __________.

30. Terror is to oompah music as bookbinding is to __________.