By reading this poem 
        You indicate your agreement 
        To abide by the terms and conditions 
        Set forth in the Reader and User License Enumeration Report 
        Henceforth referred to as RULER
COPYRIGHT. This poem is owned by Charles V. Gustavsen and is protected by the copyright laws of the United States and international treaty provisions. The reader is granted a license to use the poem subject to the following restrictions:
You MAY:
- Read this poem ONE (1) time 
 In ONE (1) form
 (electronic, print, or other)
- Laugh, cry, 
 or otherwise express emotion
 as elicited by the poem
You MAY NOT:
- Reproduce the poem 
 or any significant part thereof
 in any form
 (electronic, print, or other)
 
-  Memorize the poem 
 for later recitation.
 Memorization is licensed separately.
 See the Memorization User License Agreement (MULA).
 
- Recite the poem from copy 
 before one (1) or more other people,
 either commercially or privately.
 
- Use the poem in any way 
 not expressly permitted by this RULER,
 including but not limited to satire, parody, commentary, or derivative works.
By agreeing to this RULER 
          you expressly relinquish any right 
          to make archival copies for personal 
          use or to make copies in any quantity 
          for educational purposes or any 
          other so called "fair use".
This Agreement is governed by the ordinances of the Municipality of Moundridge, Kansas.