couplets couplets man o man snip snap to the beat john john john come & mow my lawn into the microphone we dance and d i v e couplets couplets man o man wish i had a baby grand cuz i'd play you the sweetest song sweet sweetback's bad-aaaaasssssss song i don't capitalize cuz i'm so bloody alternnnnative and xxxxxtreeme (pass the mt. dew) and you never call me anymore. boo hoo. makin' me feel like a pile of poo. oh god, whooptydoo. my worst night followed prom it started with my mom yellin' at me to cover my flesh cuz i was only wearin' mesh so i stole all her cash loaded up on corned beef hash and drove all freakin' night till i realized with fright rip torn was my dad dude, it was so sad i was bummed for hours till a guy gave me some flowers and then i felt all right for the first time that freakin' night