Chat 5: God Mode
-- Robert is chatting with operator DarkStar --
DarkStar> Welcome to Virtual Reference. Up down up down left right left right start select.
Robert> Well, now I have TWO questions. What was that? (Question one)
DarkStar> I like to be in God mode at all times. I've already beaten this game without it, so it's not like I can't without using the codes, you know. Question number two?
Robert> Well, I've been having this problem with my kidneys.
DarkStar> Left right left right left right up down up down
DarkStar> Did you just hear a chime on your computer?
Robert> Well, yeah, but it said something about an illegal function?
DarkStar> Ignore that. You have immortality now.
Robert> Um, thanks, but I was really hoping for some websites that might help me understand why my urine is green.
DarkStar> Oh, that is not a kidney problem. You are an alien possessed by dark forces. There is nothing I can do to help you immediately, but you must talk to the wizard by the tattoo parlor on Fourth Street. Take him some fish and be sure to flatter him.
Robert> Is webmd.com a reliable site?
DarkStar> Only for humans, which you no longer are. You must start fishing.
-- chat terminated by Robert --
Introduction
Chat 1: Girls Gone Wild
Chat 2: The break-up
Chat 3: Just the facts, ma'am
Chat 4: Romeo and Juliet
Chat 5: God mode
Chat 6: Car shopping
Chat 7: Big Pimp
Chat 8: Eisenhower
Chat 9: All your questions are belong to us.
Chat 10: Spinach dip