Chat 8: Eisenhower
-- Nolan is now chatting with operator Scotty --
Scotty> Welcome to Virtual Reference.
Nolan> I need to know where Eisenhower went to college.
Scotty> Okay. Please hold.
Scotty> The torpedo struck the Lusitania on the starboard side. There was only one.
Nolan> I asked about Eisnhower
Scotty> Right, you sure did. Please hold again,
Scotty> Looks like the common earthworm is _Ascaris lumbricoides_.
Nolan> can you help me with Eisnhower?
Scotty> Yeah, but this is interesting. Look, you can get a jar of them already in formalin. and they have live ladybugs and fruit fly eggs.
Nolan> are you going to help me with eisenhower?
Scotty> What do *you* think, you little dork.
-- chat terminated by Nolan --
Introduction
Chat 1: Girls Gone Wild
Chat 2: The break-up
Chat 3: Just the facts, ma'am
Chat 4: Romeo and Juliet
Chat 5: God mode
Chat 6: Car shopping
Chat 7: Big Pimp
Chat 8: Eisenhower
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